Cat Love, Sebulbasaur and an Interesting Discovery

Hello Earthlings,

This is my new blog. Akin to Seinfeld, it' about nothing. Absolutely nothing except my life ramblings and jumbled thoughts.

As I type I am lying with my kitten and roommate watching Star Wars: Episode I, The Phantom Menace. I owe many laughs to this movie, the first being a new creature le roomie and I developed last year (that apparently someone else had also thought of since I found the picture online herehttp://www.kekkai.org/google/rants/archives.shtml):

Yup. A combination of my generation's beloved Pokemon character and an ugly, "slimo" from Tatooine. What a sexual creature HA.

On that note I would like to point out how amazing my cat is. BEAUTY. I didn't think it was possible to become a crazy cat lady at 20 but Eliot has changed my opinion. I call her Eliot Moose but the most endearing name is what Tina refers to her as, demon (because frankly, with all her toe biting and leg scratching she is one most of the time). This one's for you Ali.

In other news, a recent discovery has shocked me and rocked the hell out of my world. Are you ready for this? E.T. has returned to Earth...

That's right it appears that E.T ,the lovable Spielberg alien that we thought left our depressing planet, has returned as none other than washed up O.C. actress Mischa Barton. The resemblance is uncanny.

That's all for now puny humans but I will be back soon with more useless yet hopefully entertaining posts.

Live long and prosper

V